From the Roatan New Times:
TOP TEN LIES MEN ON ROATAN TELL GRINGA TOURISTAS:
10. “This ATM won’t take my card. Can we use yours?”
9. “Yes, I’ll definitely be here next week.”
8. “You can stay at my place for free.”
7. “Of course I don’t have any diseases.”
6. “I can get you your residency in three months.”
5. “You should see the land I own.”
4. “No, I don’t have a girlfriend.”
3. “I promise to sleep on the couch.”
2. “I’ll be back in a week or two, tops.”
1. “I love you.”
This list made me smile…I definitely was told all ten while I was there!