If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me, “So, like, what do you eat in Honduras?” after finding out where I live… I’d eat much differently than I do now, because I’d be rich.
It’s no secret that I LOVE FOOD. Not just a little. A LOT. I love to cook, I love to eat, and I love going out to restaurants. So I don’t really mind when people ask what I eat here, because I love to talk about food!
The bad news is though, it’s probably not nearly as exciting as you might think. Honduran cuisine is not exactly world-renowned. The food is pretty bland (although I have an allergy to peppers, so this doesn’t bother me!) and there’s a lot of white rice, white flour, deep frying, cheese, and meat. Especially living on a small island like I do, fresh vegetables are not always available, affordable, or any good.
Our grocery store – Eldon’s – is very American. I can get Kraft salad dressing, Hellman’s mayo, Ocean Spray cranberry juice, gluten-free flour and MorningStar vegetarian breakfast sausage…. it’s just like going to the store in Canada or the USA. There are also little fruit and veggie trucks that drive around (just pickup trucks with a canopy over the back and baskets of produce) and some little convenience stores here and there, but Eldon’s is where I do most of my grocery shopping. I cook a lot, but I also eat out quite a bit here. The restaurants can be pretty hit or miss, and affordable food that is actually good is hard to find.
So what do I usually eat here?
I’ll show you.
Yeah, so I didn’t cook this. This breakfast came from the employee kitchen at work. Our dive shop is attached to a resort, and most workplaces around here have a little caseta where a lady makes employee lunches. You get what she’s serving that day, no choices, it’s not a restaurant. Ours is awesome because we have breakfast AND lunch. This breakfast costs 35 lempira, which is about $1.50 US. This breakfast is a typical island breakfast and has refried beans, scrambled eggs, a fried piece of ham, a piece of queso (hard white cheese, kind of like feta) and what the islanders call ‘flitters’ which I think is an adaptation of fritters. It’s just deep fried flour dough.
Here are some other things that have come out of the employee kitchen:
Clockwise from top left we have stewed pork, black beans, white rice, cabbage slaw, boiled plantain; pastelitos (dough wrapped around ground beef and rice and then deep fried); stewed beef, rice and beans, potato salad; fried pork with pickled onions, cabbage slaw and plantain chips; and finally fried chicken, plantain chips, coleslaw, black beans and white rice with carrots. Actually the fried pork (bottom right) wasn’t from work, it was from some islanders who set up an outdoor kitchen on the street on Friday nights. That one cost 80 lempira ($4), the pastelitos were 25 lempira (about a dollar) and the other three are 60 lempira each ($3).
I don’t always eat at the employee kitchen, because as you can see I would soon become 700 pounds. They just make whatever is cheap and easy, nutrition is not a concern.
Almost every single night I have a salad for dinner. It’s hot here, I don’t want to cook, I’m tired from diving all day and don’t want to have to think about what to make. Having a salad every night makes it really easy.
Here are some of my salad creations (I try to change the toppings up every night):
I also try to batch cook once or twice a week to have a bunch of meals on hand for when I’m feeling lazy but don’t want to eat the unhealthy food from the employee kitchen. I always make a huge batch of soup every week. I know what you’re thinking… soup in the tropics? Well kids, I’m weird. I eat that shit cold. And I think it’s awesome.
Clockwise from top left: beef, tomato, chickpea and parsley soup served over crusty bread; next is purple cabbage slaw, stir fried kale, fried tofu with brown rice & beans; another soup – this one had pork, sweet potato, tomatoes, collard greens, purple cabbage and green onions; finally my ‘station’ where I made buddha bowls for an entire week with brown rice, fried tofu, steamed cauliflower/broccoli/brocciflower, beets, heats of palm, green onion, parsley, carrots, cucumber and green cabbage. Super healthy and I didn’t have to think about lunch for a week!
Sometimes I just make random food with whatever ingredients the grocery store has. I never know what will be in stock so I just have to go with it. I end up with some weird combinations sometimes…..
Clockwise from top left: lionfish ceviche, marinated mushrooms, tortilla chips, steamed cauliflower and broccoli; poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and purple basil, sauerkraut, cucumber and red onion quick pickles, avocado with lime juice and pepper; grilled cheese sandwich and Lays chips!; salad with saurkraut, a fried egg and baked beans; refried beans and fried eggs with chives.
Clockwise from top left: celery, carrots, purple cabbage, green onion marinated in sesame oil, apple cider vinegar and dill; fried egg with chives and parsley, sauteed mushrooms with parsley, beets and sauerkraut (do you sense the sauerkraut theme here? I eat it all day long.); broiled chicken with soy sauce and mushrooms, ramen noodles, cucumber and purple cabbage slaw…..and finally… my least favorite part – the DISHES!! I hate doing the dishes.
I don’t always cook! When I don’t:
Clockwise from top left: girls night at Fresh Bakery – I brought Funyuns and they were a hit, apparently; veggie roll and shrimp roll at Cafe Escondido, breakfast at Cafe Escondido; full English breakfast and an English roast dinner courtesy of the best next door neighbors ever!!
I just feel like a lot of the food here is hit or miss. Best and worst meals so far:
Worst – definitely the hot dog, cheese, ketchup & mustard ‘tacos’ courtesy of my roommate at the time… yikes.
Best – sesame crusted seared tuna with marinated veggies and rice. This cost me $20!! That’s almost my whole daily salary.
So I don’t really feel like what I eat in Honduras is all that different from what people eat in North America. I think it’s just less healthy and way fewer vegetables!
Do people have misconceptions about what you eat where you live??
Follow up: See PART II here!
VacayGirl says
I think people think I'm eating only Mexican food since I've moved to Cabo but I'm still cooking my staples that I ate when I lived in TX/KY. I still make bake chicken, meatloaf and spaghetti (unless I'm in the mood for making fettucini alfredo,yum!). It's rare I even eat Mexican food when I do go out.
Those dishes you showed look delish by the way! Minus the wiener tacos. lol
Jess says
It seems similar to usual meals in small-town Alaska, at least with the lack of healthy food and the odds and ends together – I guess when everything's shipped in you have to make do.
CubicleThrowdown says
Exactly!! An inconsistent supply of, well, EVERYTHING at the grocery stores lends itself to some pretty creative meal combinations!
Colleen Brynn says
You've outdone yourself, my friend! Love the elaborate spread of this post. Gotta laugh at that hotdog taco. And for your whole day's salary, I would hope that the tuna would be that good! Seared tuna is one of my favourite things. NOMmmm…
CubicleThrowdown says
Hahaha oh, the hot dog taco. That thing lives on as a legend around here. I was roommates with a couple from Texas, and she went home for two weeks. This is what he made for dinner… we told her she was never allowed to leave again. He and I basically existed on hot dogs and microwave popcorn. She was a great cook 🙂
ifs ands Butts says
I think that breakfast actually sounds pretty good, I could eat that a couple times a week for sure. And it's nice your grocery store is so Americanized. Even the American sections at the stores in Germany suck. But those hot dog tacos…. no words.
CubicleThrowdown says
It's great, just not great for your waistline! I've gained 15 pounds since I've moved here 🙁
Candice says
I want to eat all those things right now
CubicleThrowdown says
Some of them are pretty weird combos, but I make it work!
Must for Wanderlust says
Okay the food you eat actually looks delicious… & MUCH, much healthier than most of the food I find myself eating when I'm abroad. But to be honest I'm extremely lazy when it comes to cooking so end up eating out A LOT. Going to attempt to cut back on that! x
CubicleThrowdown says
Haha really? Well thanks! I don't find it very healthy compared to how I used to eat at home in Vancouver – all organic, local, no meat, no dairy, no eggs, tons of fresh veggies…but I have to make do with what I can find here!
Agness Walewinder says
I can see the local cuisine is very healthy, much healthier that China, that's for sure. The dishes look so yummy with plenty of veggies 🙂 Love the variety of salads 🙂 yummy and healthy!
CubicleThrowdown says
That's not super representative of the local cuisine, just what I can make at home with what I find at the grocery store! I try to eat a lot of veggies but it's hard here because they're expensive and often not very good 🙁